COPYPOCK!
Because life's too short for boring copy.
When you realise you sound exactly the same as every other B2B brand out there, I'm the person who helps you fix it with some clucking great words.
WORK WITH ME!
Look, I don't know about you, but I'm sick to death of all the cookie-cutter, templated, AI-mangled, play-it-safe copy out there. There's tons of it. And it's really stinking up the place.
The harsh truth is that if you sound the same as everyone else, you'll be ignored like everyone else. Whether that's on your site, your socials, or your greetings cards.
And I suspect you'd rather not be ignored. In fact, I'd bet Pocky's chicken coop* on the fact that you want to be noticed, to be remembered, to be the brand that makes people pay you copious amounts of money.
But to make that happen you can't just turn to Claude or use some guru's template. You have to write with heart, with passion, and with a healthy dose of humour.
That's where I come in.
*don't tell Pocky I said this
I'm Joe by the way. Joseph Daniels when I'm in trouble with my mum. I've been writing all my life, all my career, yada yada yada you've heard all this before.
All you really need to know is I can write well, tell relatively funny jokes, and am pretty useful at a pub quiz. Feel free to invite me along next time you go to one. I'm serious.
Oh, and this is Pocky. She's a chicken. As in that's the type of animal she is, not that she's scared. Though in her case she is also scared of insanely boring copy. And foxes.
Anyway here's how I can help…
Homepages
I'll chat to you for an hour to learn more about your biz, then rewrite your homepage (or offer doc) so that it actually sounds half-decent.
1,000 QUID
(plus VAT)
Who is this for?
How many revisions do I get?
Will you write other pages?
Is there a minimum contract length for LinkedIn?
How much LinkedIn content do you write?
What if I'm not funny?
Do you use AI?
Is Pocky really the brains behind this whole operation?
Ready for copy that doesn't sound like bawk?
Or are you too chicken?